Test Your Brainpower with Funny Riddles with Answers

Can you solve these funny riddles quickly?
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. Test your brainpower with the Funny Riddles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind, and begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

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Answer: 'Bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk ' 5 times. Now spell 'silk..' What does a cow drink?

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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.

However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why the hell are you still reading these???

If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no man's land'?

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Answer: You don't bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.

5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmarthen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What is the age of the bus driver?

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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own age? It was YOU!! OK, let us see if you can solve the last one correctly :)
A cat, a monkey, and a bird and racing to the top of the mango tree. Who will get a Banana first?
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Answer: None. They are climbing a Mango tree :)

Now share this with all your friends and pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
These riddles were funny. However, all these riddles contained a valid logical answer. You should definitely check out similar riddles and brain teasers which are not funny but thought-provoking. 

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Below is the answer to 2nd Math Brain Teaser of the post which is published with the title Simple Math Riddles for Kids and Teens with Answers 
A2. 2.87700 ÷ 25 There is an easy way to do it without any confusion about decimals. You divide the number with the given numeral without counting the decimal see how it's done below: 
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The answer is 0.11508 How?? Explained below. 
Now your Quotient (Answer) is 11508. Now count the numbers after the decimals in question there are five digits after the decimals so now you have to count five digits from the back of the answer and then put decimals. your outcome is 0.11508. That’s the answer.

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